Judge Roy Bean
Presiding Authority Over The DA Political Forum Club
February 01, 2012
March 05, 2012
August 13, 2011
VICE-PRESIDENT and QUOTES OF THE WEEK
July 31, 2010
PRESIDENT and FOUNDER
August 10, 2007
Map Of Devantopia
chat.deviantart.com/chat/Polit… Politics Forum Chat Room
STATEMENT OF MISSION
RULES GOVERNING THE dA POLITICAL FORUM CLUB
I. The Constitution
II. The Rules of Engagement
01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06.
August 09, 2007--
|More Journal Entries|
SATIRE: College Requires Written ConsentSATIRE: College Requires Written Consent by BlameThe1st
College Students Required To Offer Written Sexual Consent
College code requires students to sign and submit waivers before engaging in any sexual contact, or else risk being disciplined for sexual misconduct.
It was your typical college romance. John and Jane met at the beginning of their freshmen year at Justinuther University, and over the next few weeks, began to know each other a little better.
By the following semester, after attending a campus party, the two decided to take their relationship to the next level.
Jane invited John over to her dorm room, where she made the first move and asked him if he wanted to sleep with her. John complied, and the two had sex.
Despite both of them drinking at the party earlier that evening, both were sober enough to offer each other their consent and use protection.
The next morning, neither of them were ashamed of what they had done, and both were willing to do it again in the near future.
This is where the
Underfunded Schools? Explain This Sports Stadium!Underfunded Schools? Explain This Sports Stadium! by BlameThe1st
The prevalent myth about our public schools is that they are underfunded. This myth flies in the face of reality when you consider that our country spends more on education per student than any other nation except Switzerland.
This myth especially crumbles when you consider schools such as Allen High School in Texas. The school had enough money—exactly $60 million!—to blow on an 18,000 seat high school football stadium. What’s worse is that the stadium recently shut down—only 18 months after opening!—due to "extensive cracking."
Our schools are underfunded, and yet this school flushed $60 million in taxpayer money down the toilet over a
SATIRE: Free College For Students Who Visit CubaSATIRE: Free College For Students Who Visit Cuba by BlameThe1st
Free College For Students Who Visit Cuba, Venezuela
Obama proposes free college tuition for students who study abroad in Cuba or Venezuela.
In a bold move to combine his efforts to provide free college and improve U.S.-Cuban relations, President Barack Obama has proposed free college for students who study abroad in Cuba or Venezuela.
Under his proposed cultural exchange program, eligible students would receive one year of free college tuition in exchange for spending the three months of their summer college break visiting either Cuba or Venezuela.
"Education should be much more than simply reading books," Obama said. "A well-rounded education should also provide opportunity to experience and learn from other cultures."
However, potential college students should not expect their travels to be a glamorous beachside vacation at a luxurious five-star resort. Instead, their visit to either country will entail volunteer work in humanitarian efforts whil
Corporate Lobbying: The Death of DemocracyCorporate Lobbying: The Death of American DemocracyCorporate Lobbying: The Death of Democracy by ComradeSch
In America, it is widely known that corporations are given rights, as if they were people- And by that, it is meant they can pay politicians to pass laws that permit them to become stronger, reduce regulations on industries so they can pay their workers less and earn more, not illegalize harmful goods, and make news channels that only express one point of view. In America, this is a growing problem- And not only socialists recognize that.
Liberals have formed Wolf-PAC, an organization intent on getting money out of politics. As a matter of fact, Wolf-PAC is one of the few groups that actually tries to do something about the problem. As well, Anonymous hackers and DDOSers have the ability to shut down government servers, and whether or not they do it is up to the individuals of Anonymous- And I am certain Anons are dedicating themselves to the problem. Socialists are adamantly against lobbying as well- However, after the bad name the U
SATIRE: News Media Haunted HouseSATIRE: News Media Haunted House by BlameThe1st
Haunted House Scares Guests With Ebola, ISIS
This haunted house trades the ghosts, zombies, and ghouls for media boogeymen such as Ebola, global warming, and the Koch Brothers.
Tim Russet Potato
Every Halloween, the abandoned house at the end of Main Street has been used by the local theater group for their annual haunted house.
However, this year, instead of being haunted by imaginary boogeymen like ghosts, ghouls, and goblins, the house is hosting imaginary media boogeymen such as ISIS, Ebola, and the Koch Brothers.
The decision to update the house’s haunts was made in light of recent fear-mongering within the mainstream media, which proved to be harsh competition for traditional scares, the trope’s leader, Dr. Rector, claimed.
“When you have cable news channels pumping the public with fear 24/7 over Ebola and ISIS, suddenly classic horror monsters like Dracula and Frankenstein no longer scare people,” Rector said.
But rather than be
I thinking about making a political party group.I'm thinking about making a political party group on Deviantart. The political party group will be called the World Party.I thinking about making a political party group. by J-R-M-N-K-E
Information of The World Party:
Name: The World Party.
President of The World Party: :iconj-r-m-n-k-e:J-R-M-N-K-E.
Vice President of The World Party: Nobody yet.
Senate Leader of The World Party: Nobody Yet.
House Leader of The World Party: Nobody Yet.
Ideology: *Progressivism-Conservatism (Middle ground on Progressivism and Conservatism).
*Communism-Capitalism (Middle ground on Communism and Capitalism).
*Social Liberalism-Neoliberalism (Middle ground on Social Liberalism and Neoliberalism).
*Left-Libertarianism-Right Libertarianism (Middle ground on Left-Libertarianism and Right Libertarianism).
*Secularism-Theocracy (Middle ground on Secularism
Red Humour- America, Invade the Vatican!Swiss Guard: 135 Members, No Tanks, Artillery or AircraftRed Humour- America, Invade the Vatican! by ComradeSch
Al-Quaeda: About 25,000 members, Has IED's, rockets, and potentially WMD's.
Vatican: One of the richest organizations in the World (has been collecting gold for 1,600 years). Wealth nearly incalculable
Al-Quaeda: Relies on stealing enemy weapons and Molotov cocktails to sustain combat. Main resource is crude oil.
Vatican: 100 acres of land.
Al-Quaeda: Has no specific territory, operating globally.
So, my friends, why note invade the Vatican, steal all the gold, and sell it off? After all, with that kind of money, you could BUY the entire Middle East and stop wasting lives!
No PasaranThe working class of the city of BarcelonaNo Pasaran by Skargill
Rose up in 36 and took with them Catalonia
With clubs and guns
Kicked out priests and nuns
And sent the bourgeois running like they do in Pamplona
E.P.I.C.One of my favourite yank writers is that bloke Upton SinclairE.P.I.C. by Skargill
After making a fortune he used the money to build a communal lair
He rumbled the Meat packers Jungle
And documented the Oil barons bungle
The one thing he couldn’t do it seems, was climb the political stair
If a Feminist Were HonestWhat if a feminist were forced to say what’s really on her mind, like Jim Carrey’s character in Liar Liar? This is how a poem by such a feminist might read.If a Feminist Were Honest by BatmanWithBunnyEars
I need feminism because…
Women need more,
Scholarships for college,
New business grants,
Even though they already outnumber men,
In college and entrepreneurship.
We need more female CEO’s and political leaders,
But not more women in…
Forestry, sewage, or mining,
Truck driving, or taxi driving,
Or garbage collection,
Or more men on magazine covers,
Or higher-paid male models,
Or fewer men dying on the job,
Or fewer men dying in wars,
Or fewer homeless men,
Or fewer male suicides,
Or fewer men in prison.
You see, men losing is sexual dimorphism,
While women losing is sexism.
Should be made EQUAL to
The most successful men
Whether they earn it or not.
That’s gender equality!
I need feminism because…
Viva the Social (Media) Revolution!Ladies and Gents this here is my brand new planViva the Social (Media) Revolution! by Skargill
It’s guaranteed to take down the man
First up we list all his wrongs
In a protest album full of remixed songs
Step two is even better
Hit him with a petition and an open letter
For step three we’ll ruin his trip to Tahiti
By daubing his beach house in artistic graffiti
And when he’s reeling like a cat in the rain
We’ll move in for the kill with a human chain
And expose him as a man most bitter
With paint bombs and a ton of glitter
And of course we’ll be coordinating via facebook and twitter
Red OctoberIn November 1917 a bunch of blokes did storm the Winter PalaceRed October by Skargill
Armed they shot a few guards, broke every window and golden chalice
They were workers and sailors
Cobblers, cleaners and tailors
Then gave vent to centuries of built up collective malice
[Censored]From: ______.co.uk[Censored] by Skargill
The situation is really [redacted]
And the conflict is long and protracted
We’re experiencing unheard of [typing error]
And unprecedented levels of terror
There doesn’t seem to be [deletion of expletive]
And the calls for talks are hollow and repetitive
Lives are being [word not found]
To save Euro’s, Dollars and the pound
All thanks to [name withheld]
And they chop at us like trees to be felled
Then there’s that lot from [space intentionally left blank]
You’d think they all worked for the bank
I never get home now before half eleven
Yours sincerely [subject: no 1001297]
In for a PoundI’m sure we’re all quite familiar with the name of Ezra PoundIn for a Pound by Skargill
The bloke that despite being quite clever had thoughts unsound
They say he was the father of several movements poetic
A pity that he succumbed to an ideology hateful and despotic
He’s heavily associated with verse that stimulates imagery
But then followed that up with publishing anti-Semitic forgeries
He witness the Great War that slaughtered many and spare too few
And somehow concluded that the best solution was to crush the Jew
When war in Europe look to be making a come back
Dear Ezra, clever so very clever Ezra gladly bought a new shirt in darkest black
America had never really appreciated the Herald of Imagism
But he found a home, in Rome marching in the Vanguard of Fascism
After that war did clever Ezra finally learn his lesson?
Sadly not, it appears his mind had suffered an irreversible recession.
He publicly abandoned his past acts, but this surface supplication
Was a fraud, for one of his new frien
Anti-Libertarian Cognitive DissonanceI’m currently working on new videos for my Anti-Libertarians Can’t Think playlist, and I’m considering writing an essay debunking some common anti-libertarian arguments.Anti-Libertarian Cognitive Dissonance by BlameThe1st
You can tell I’m in a very anti-libertarian mood, possibly because I’ve been inundated with so many anti-libertarian arguments from anti-libertarian screeds.
Anti-libertarian arguments are like the brooms from Fantasia: they’re easy to chop into bits, but they only keep coming back in droves. They just won’t stay dead!
But there’s one especially egregious argument that I keep running into, and it makes me wish I could simply kill it with fire and be done with it.
Anti-libertarian statists often ask why there haven’t been any libertarian societies. Salon’s Michael Lind once posed
Gawker CPAC Coverage Exposes Libtard MisogynyGawker CPAC Coverage Exposes Libtard Misogyny by BlameThe1st
For those of you living under a rock, CPAC is currently well under way and receiving media attention—both positive and negative. One source of negative attention would be Gawker.
The website is giving the event day-by-day coverage, with most of it barreling down to “Durr hurr! Dem conservatwats is teh stoopid!”
One post title asserts that “Michele Bachmann Slanders Hillary Clinton on International Women's Day”. And what slander did the former Minnesotan congresswoman throw at the former First Lady turned Secretary of State? That she was not the “right” choice for the first female president.
Wow! That’s as “slanderous” as claiming that chocolate is not the right choice for a wedding cake.
(Oh, and the fact that she was “wearing a